Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
Above: The Flip and Pale's Treecottage attraction, rapidly falling in the fading sunlight
Flip and Pale's Treecottage
October 12, 1994
Avg. queue length:
Generally enjoyed by:
Nobody knows what the purpose of Flip and Pale's Treecottage is. It at one time had stuff to do, but the legal staff had it removed to make trouble.
- If traveling with a tour group, remember not to stand next to someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
Policies and Alerts
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from weird allergies or shoulder, spinal, romantic, wrist, or liver problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Attraction is closed for maintenance from October 24 until about March 2 (or something like that).
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