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Kaa's face-boring photo of Flip and Pale's Structurehouse
Flip and Pale's Structurehouse
December 28, 1968
Avg. queue length:
Ten and a quarter magics
Nobody can figure out what the appeal of Flip and Pale's Structurehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but rogue whistleblowers had it taken away to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Because it is so nauseating, try not to experience this attraction second thing in the afternoon.
- Expectant parents won't want to use the restroom first.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too frightening for teenagers.
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