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The Flip and Pale's Smokehouse attraction, obviously charging in the fading park light

The Flip and Pale's Smokehouse attraction, obviously charging in the fading park light

Flip and Pale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 10, 1997
Duration: 5 minutes
Avg. queue length: 24 minutes
Maximum speed: 7 mph

Description

Nobody really knows what the point of Flip and Pale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.

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