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The Flip and Pale's Smokehouse attraction, blandly considered to be the only dangerous attraction at Disneyland
Flip and Pale's Smokehouse
June 1, 2002
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Nobody knows what the goal of Flip and Pale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had things to play on, but overprotective parents had it confiscated to make trouble.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may have to go on this attraction first thing in the morning so you can say that you did.
- Minimum height 30".
- Guest in front must be at least 64" tall.
- Pregnant shipwrecks won't want to ride.
- ATTENTION! For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from ethical restrictions, projectile-vomiting propensity, or hip, fingernail, or heart problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- During bad rainfall, this attraction may run backwards.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
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