Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Below: The Flip and Pale's Smokehouse attraction, partially throwing in the afternoon candlelight
Flip and Pale's Smokehouse
October 23, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the goal of Flip and Pale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.
- Because it is so slow, it is best to disdain this attraction in the morning.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Expectant parents should not ride.
- Yawning may occur.
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