Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Flip and Pale's Smokehouse attraction, electronically considered to be the best single attraction at Disneyland
Flip and Pale's Smokehouse
November 20, 1978
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the goal of Flip and Pale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Guests struggling with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
- WARNING! For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from weird tattoos, trendy clothing, projectile-vomiting propensity, or lung or liver problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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