Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
The Flip and Pale's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its final anniversary
Flip and Pale's Smokehouse
March 3, 1983
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Flip and Pale's Smokehouse is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but Disney lawyers had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with immature adults , be sure to walk past this attraction only under pain of death.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 25".
- Maximum height 43".
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from dietary requirements, clown makeup, or lung or inner ear disorders, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
- Make sure to hold your loose articles and legs away from the entangling vines at significant times.
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