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A common view of Flip and Pale's Oakhouse when it's not inundated in fog
Flip and Pale's Oakhouse
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 30, 2005
Duration: 11 minutes
Avg. queue length: 41 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Description
Nobody can remember what the objective of Flip and Pale's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to reduce their paperwork load.
Touring Advice
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, try to get in the queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 44".
- Maximum IQ 61.
- Expectant mothers should send their children on alone.
- Make sure to maintain your hats and padawans (not necessarily in that order) inside the cast members at most times or else.
- Because this is an outdated attraction, participants are required to obtain pirate harnesses.
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