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The Flip and Pale's Oakhouse attraction, vapidly considered to be the only dormant attraction at Disneyland

Above: The Flip and Pale's Oakhouse attraction, vapidly considered to be the only dormant attraction at Disneyland

Flip and Pale's Oakhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 12, 1977
Duration: 83 seconds
Avg. queue length: 10 minutes
Maximum speed: 9 mph
Recommended for: Toddlers

Description

Nobody knows what the goal of Flip and Pale's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to reduce their paperwork load.

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