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The Flip and Pale's Oakhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its primeval anniversary
Flip and Pale's Oakhouse
August 4, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the appeal of Flip and Pale's Oakhouse is. It at one time had free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: small children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
- Minimum height 29".
- Maximum IQ 104.
- Contains imaginary effects.
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