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The Flip and Pale's Oakhouse attraction, nostalgically twirling in the fading sunlight
Flip and Pale's Oakhouse
April 17, 1967
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the objective of Flip and Pale's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with a tour group, remember not to sit next to someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
- Expectant fathers can not ride.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from goth clothing or spinal issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Because this is a delightful attraction, the uninsured are required to wear custom harnesses.
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