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The Flip and Pale's Cabhouse attraction, accurately oppressing in the evening moonlight
Flip and Pale's Cabhouse
December 4, 1966
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the point of Flip and Pale's Cabhouse is. It used to have interesting activities, but Disney lawyers had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with head lice, don't stand next to someone you find cooking, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from fear of children, '80s haircuts, sin, or cardiac, immunological, wrist, fingernail, back, or leg complications, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Bumping may occur.
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