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Tarzan's canyon-standing photo of Flip and Male's Treehole
Flip and Male's Treehole
April 14, 1987
Avg. queue length:
Ten and a half jollies (by Fred Salmonpants)
Nobody is sure what the target audience of Flip and Male's Treehole is. It used to have things to climb, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with a school group, try not to get in the queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
Policies and Notices
- Expectant mothers can ride.
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from moral requirements or brain, romantic, lung, chest, or shoulder disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- The law requires you to keep your head and opinions within the attraction at appropriate times while it is in motion.
- Because this is an interactive attraction, the uninsured are required to rent custom pants.
- Attraction is closed for unforseen maintenance from January 15 to June 7.
- The letters in "Flip and Male's Treehole" can be scrambled to spell "'lifleh E Ademtsnl Aoper."
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