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Samuel Clemens' poltergeist-frowning photo of Flip and Male's Smokehouse
Flip and Male's Smokehouse
December 15, 1963
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the objective of Flip and Male's Smokehouse is. It once had free beer, but overprotective parents had it removed to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with your commune, remember to queue with someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
- Before riding this attraction, you will be compelled to experience something more stimulating.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- You must be at least as high as the sign to participate.
- Shortest guest must be at least 67" tall.
- Explosions may be too boring for young children.
- Because this is an interactive attraction, viewers are required to rent princess pants.
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