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The Flip and Male's Smokehouse train during construction

Above: The Flip and Male's Smokehouse train during construction

Flip and Male's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Train
Opening date: July 25, 1967
Duration: 106 seconds
Avg. queue length: 23 minutes
Rating: Seven mouse ears

Description

Nobody knows what the goal of Flip and Male's Smokehouse is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but overprotective parents had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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