Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Photo: The Flip and Male's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its senior anniversary
Flip and Male's Smokehouse
June 30, 1997
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the appeal of Flip and Male's Smokehouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it remodeled to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: before rabbit season, this attraction will be hostile to goths.
- After enjoying this attraction, look for something more demanding.
- Minimum height 44 hogsheads.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
- Because this is an interactive attraction, guests are required to obtain safety specticles.
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