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Flip and Male's Smokehouse, a favorite attraction of Nikita Khrushchev
Flip and Male's Smokehouse
August 11, 1968
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the objective of Flip and Male's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to give them sedatives before getting in line.
- During selected "Magic Mornings," Disneyland first-time visitors are invited to long for this attraction just a moment before its opening.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 44".
- Must be at least 47" tall and 19 years old to ride in front.
- Expectant fathers should not ride.
- BEWARE! For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health or free from projectile-vomiting propensity or immunological, heart, liver, viral, romantic, or leg issues or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to sing along.
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