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Above: The Flip and Male's Smokehouse train during construction
Flip and Male's Smokehouse
July 25, 1967
Avg. queue length:
Seven mouse ears
Nobody knows what the goal of Flip and Male's Smokehouse is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but overprotective parents had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, unusually determined children will want to queue for this train multiple times.
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