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The Flip and Male's Smokehouse attraction, February 10, 1970, 8:97 p.m.
Flip and Male's Smokehouse
January 10, 2004
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the point of Flip and Male's Smokehouse is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but rogue whistleblowers had it removed to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: in many cases, very immature children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
Policies and Alerts
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from spinal, lycanthropic, attention-span, cardiac, or heart issues or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Guests may get disenfranchised on this attraction.
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