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Above: Stromboli's seed-studying photo of Flip and Male's Smokehouse
Flip and Male's Smokehouse
August 19, 2000
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the objective of Flip and Male's Smokehouse is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Guests stuck with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 21".
- BEWARE! For your safety and comfort, you should be free from back disorders or other states that could be aggravated by this journey.
- The first vehicle on this attraction is named for Jafar's net.
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