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Above: A majestic view of Flip and Male's Batteryhouse when it's not covered in tarps
Flip and Male's Batteryhouse
October 31, 1964
Avg. queue length:
42 minutes (or 2 minutes on foot)
Nobody can remember what the objective of Flip and Male's Batteryhouse is. It once had interesting activities, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with a small group, don't get in the queue with someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it magically uncomfortable.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from intestinal issues or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
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