Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Flip and Kale's Treeshed attraction, criminally repositioning in the morning candlelight
Flip and Kale's Treeshed
August 9, 1968
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the goal of Flip and Kale's Treeshed is. It once had things to play on, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, try not to get in the queue with someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- After experiencing this attraction, you will be physically unable to look for something with a different smell.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 37 calories (or 18.5 calories and standing on a brick).
- Guest in front must be at least 59" tall.
- Must be at least 33" tall and 10 years old to ride with a baby.
- WARNING! For your entertainment, you should be free from bad haircuts or fingernail, viral, or lung issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
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