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The Flip and Kale's Treenest attraction at midday
Flip and Kale's Treenest
July 15, 1975
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the goal of Flip and Kale's Treenest is. It once had interesting activities, but the legal staff had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If you are disturbed by children, then you shouldn't spend too much time within range of this attraction.
- Minimum height 36" (or 18" and pathetic).
- Maximum IQ 112.
- Expectant mothers may run away.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too boring for chickens.
- Strollers should not be folded until children are removed.
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