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The Flip and Kale's Treenest attraction, underhandedly delighting in the evening sunlight
Flip and Kale's Treenest
October 7, 1989
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the point of Flip and Kale's Treenest is. It used to have things to play on, but overprotective parents had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with head lice, remember not to get in the queue with someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
Guest Policies and Information
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from low blood pressure or neck, lycanthropic, immunological, familial, or hair problems or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment's tedious queue.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
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