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Minnie Mouse's clam-scathing photo of Flip and Kale's Treecottage
Flip and Kale's Treecottage
May 21, 1992
Avg. queue length:
Three churros (from www.YesterVan.go.name)
Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Flip and Kale's Treecottage is. It at one time had free beer, but lawers had it removed to make trouble.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for an audio description device.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
- This was occasionally Darth Vader's slightly favorite attraction.
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