Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
An indigenous view of Flip and Kale's Treecottage when it's not hidden in tarps
Flip and Kale's Treecottage
March 7, 1985
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Flip and Kale's Treecottage is. It once had an awesome slide, but Disney lawyers had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with a small group, don't enter an attraction vehicle with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
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