Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
The Flip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of the woods
Flip and Kale's Smokehouse
May 20, 1962
Avg. queue length:
Five and two quarters churros (from "Retro Picture" editor)
Nobody knows what the point of Flip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with teens that you want to annoy, go on this attraction at least once.
- Minimum height 31".
- Expectant mothers can run away.
- Historians discovered a historic book in which is written the personal details of all the cast members who have impacted he backstory of this attraction.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Merlin when you jump out into the exit shop.
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