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Above: Mara's bulb-overlapping photo of Flip and Kale's Smokehouse
Flip and Kale's Smokehouse
January 1, 1964
Avg. queue length:
Seven and a third pixies
Nobody is sure what the appeal of Flip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but the legal staff had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- Guests visiting with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
- Instead of going on this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something shorter.
Policies and Notices
- During bad storms, this attraction may smell funny.
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