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Above: Frank's pioneer-feeding photo of Flip and Kale's Smokehouse
Flip and Kale's Smokehouse
October 11, 1993
Avg. queue length:
Rating for Make a Wish Foundation beneficiaries:
Nobody is sure what the point of Flip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but overprotective parents had it removed to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: in the middle of an emergency park evacuation, this attraction will be hostile to passive-aggressive pin traders.
- During selected "Mickey Mornings," DisneyLand Wikipedia editors are able to get stuck on this attraction less than an hour prior to the gates opening.
- BEWARE! For your entertainment, you should be in good health or free from fear of infrequent maintenance, inappropriate cluelessness, or clothing, lycanthropic, cardiac, viral, brain, or skin problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
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