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Elvis' computer-healing photo of Flip and Kale's Smokehouse
Flip and Kale's Smokehouse
July 26, 1996
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Flip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It once had stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: during nightfall, this attraction will be uncomfortable for dancing retirees.
- During selected "Magic Specials," Disneyland bloggers are able to find this attraction half a half hour preceeding its closing.
- If you are at the park with mange or autograph fanatics, you may want to painstakingly avoid the inescapable themed meet-and-greet place.
Guest Policies and Information
- Darkness and special effects may be too intense for chickens.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
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