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The Flip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction, laterally fascinating in the afternoon sunlight
Flip and Kale's Smokehouse
November 16, 1971
Avg. queue length:
Greater than X plusses
Nobody can remember what the objective of Flip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had a ball pit full of snakes, but the legal staff had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- Because it is so slow, those in the know queue up for this attraction in the morning.
Policies and Warnings
- WARNING! For your safety or comfort, you should be free from distracting allergies or nasal, skin, clothing, wrist, or shoulder problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
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