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The Flip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of Denmark

The Flip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of Denmark

Flip and Kale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 23, 1975
Duration: 14 minutes
Avg. queue length: 16 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: Nine reviews

Description

Nobody can remember what the purpose of Flip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.

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