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Picture: The Flip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction during construction
Flip and Kale's Smokehouse
November 16, 1955
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the goal of Flip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to steal some of the fun from DisneyLand.
- If you are in a hurry, you may want to shove your way to the front of the queue.
- Minimum height 47".
- Shortest guest must be at least 70" tall.
- ATTENTION! For your comfort, you should be free from shoulder, attention-span, wrist, personal, or tongue complications or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this significantly untested experiment.
- Annoyance may occur.
- During inclement weather, this attraction may close unexpectedly.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
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