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Pictured: The Flip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its mysterious anniversary
Flip and Kale's Smokehouse
February 18, 1974
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the objective of Flip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but lawers had it eradicated to make trouble.
- If it's the first thing in the morning, cast members might point at you.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- WARNING! For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health or free from intestinal, stomach, blood, familial, hair, or back problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- During any weather, this attraction may explode.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this attraction right.
- This attraction was never sponsored by Frontiersman of A Kingdom.
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