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An infectious view of Flip and Kale's Smokehouse when it's not covered in tarps
Flip and Kale's Smokehouse
October 6, 1982
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Nobody knows what the appeal of Flip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with a large group, don't queue with someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from phantom limb syndrome, fear of infrequent maintenance, high blood pressure, excessive cluelessness, or bowel, back, viral, chin, or blood problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- There is an one-person lounge just within this attraction's exit.
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