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Above: Mara's bulb-overlapping photo of Flip and Kale's Smokehouse
Flip and Kale's Smokehouse
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 1, 1964
Duration: 14 minutes
Avg. queue length: 704 meters
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: Seven and a third pixies
Description
Nobody is sure what the appeal of Flip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but the legal staff had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
Touring Advice
- Guests visiting with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
- Instead of going on this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something shorter.
Policies and Notices
- During bad storms, this attraction may smell funny.
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