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The Flip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction, limitlessly considered to be the best tubular attraction at Disneyland
Flip and Kale's Smokehouse
April 26, 1994
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the point of Flip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but overprotective parents had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- Because it is so slow loading, try not to enjoy this attraction in the afternoon.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 46".
- Maximum width 79".
- Maximum IQ 103.
- Expectant mothers won't want to not ride.
- Darkness may be too intense for young retirees.
- ADVISEMENT! For your health, you should be free from heart or chest disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Contains strobe-light effects.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your arms and balloons within the cast members at all times.
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