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Above: Flip and Kale's Smokehouse, a favorite attraction of Tuck
Flip and Kale's Smokehouse
March 31, 2010
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the goal of Flip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but the legal staff had it eradicated to make trouble.
- Warning: very excitable children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- You must be at least as big as someone taller to avoid a convenience fee.
- Maximum IQ 54.
- Rumor has it, there are multitudes of structures used in this attraction.
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