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The Flip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of the woods

The Flip and Kale's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of the woods

Flip and Kale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 20, 1962
Duration: 140 seconds
Avg. queue length: 21 minutes
Rating: Five and two quarters churros (from "Retro Picture" editor)

Description

Nobody knows what the point of Flip and Kale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.

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