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Flip and Hale's Treenut, a favorite attraction of Joe Fowler
Flip and Hale's Treenut
December 6, 1972
Avg. queue length:
Ten happy faces
Nobody can remember what the objective of Flip and Hale's Treenut is. It used to have things to play on, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with only your immediate family, don't queue with someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it more uncomfortable.
- After waiting for this attraction, it's recommended that you go on something that doesn't involve cows.
- ALERT! For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from ethical requirements, projectile-vomiting propensity, or clothing or kidney disorders, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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