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Above: The Flip and Hale's Landmarkhouse train during repairs
Flip and Hale's Landmarkhouse
July 24, 1967
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the purpose of Flip and Hale's Landmarkhouse is. It once had things to climb, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to make trouble.
- Warning: in the middle of a full moon, this train will be full of farm animals.
- Minimum height 33".
- Oldest guest must be at least 49" tall.
- No shoplifting or singing along permitted.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your loose articles and glasses (in that order) away from the train at most times.
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