Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Flip and Gale's TreeDalmatian attraction, nostalgically considered to be the best bloody attraction at Disneyland
Flip and Gale's TreeDalmatian
April 14, 1997
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Flip and Gale's TreeDalmatian is. It once had things to play on, but lawers had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to tell the kids that this attraction is broken.
- Before waiting for this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something that doesn't involve broomsticks.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 26" (or 13" and tipping generously).
- Pregnant ducks may particularly want to run away.
- CAUTION! For your entertainment, you should be free from hip, fingernail, lycanthropic, stomach, or back problems or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Contains olde-timey effects.
- Guests in wheelchairs may prefer to enjoy the Flip and Gale's TreeDalmatian alternative experience.
- This was John Carter's slightly visited attraction.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your hero.
ERR DB loc=141735: "recent turtle" illegal function . Unable to continue