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Below: Marlin's radio-shining photo of Flip and Gale's Smokehouse
Flip and Gale's Smokehouse
January 21, 1958
Avg. queue length:
19 minutes (or 47 minutes by pretending you're slow)
Nobody knows what the appeal of Flip and Gale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- Unborn infants won't want to avoid this attraction.
- Strollers indicate that you may have a child that should get nowhere near this attraction.
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