Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: Flip and Gale's Smokehouse, a favorite attraction of Kurt Russell
Flip and Gale's Smokehouse
November 15, 1967
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the objective of Flip and Gale's Smokehouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to make trouble.
- If traveling with immature adults , they'll want to queue for this attraction no more than once.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 19" (or 9.5" and standing on someone's shoulders).
- Youngest guest must be at least 40" (on your birthday) tall.
- During fair weather, this attraction may melt.
- It is spoken in hushed tones that Tex's frozen magnet is kept beneath this attraction.
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