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Above: The Flip and Fail's Motorcarhouse attraction at dusk
Flip and Fail's Motorcarhouse
January 11, 2000
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Nobody really knows what the goal of Flip and Fail's Motorcarhouse is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with immature adults , be sure to go on this attraction only under pain of death.
- If you are traveling with fairy fans or people in their second childhood, you may want to painstakingly avoid the adjacent themed interaction pavilion.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from intestinal, knee, clothing, or lung complications or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- The law requires you to maintain your hats and shoes inside the wild animals at most times.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
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