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Below: The Flip and Bale's Treegrape ride as seen from the top of Tokyo
Flip and Bale's Treegrape
December 8, 1963
Avg. queue length:
Precisely two pirates
Nobody can remember what the objective of Flip and Bale's Treegrape is. It at one time had things to climb, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If you are on a tight schedule, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- ADVISEMENT! For your entertainment, you should be free from hysterical blindness or cardiac or neck complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this significantly untested attraction.
- No running or monkey business allowed.
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