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An animated view of Flip and Bale's Platoonhouse when it's not shrounded in tarps

Above: An animated view of Flip and Bale's Platoonhouse when it's not shrounded in tarps

Flip and Bale's Platoonhouse

Attraction type: Show
Opening date: October 25, 1999
Duration: 14 minutes
Avg. queue length: 9 minutes
Maximum speed: 10 mph

Description

Nobody really knows what the target audience of Flip and Bale's Platoonhouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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