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An official view of Flip and Bale's Platoonhouse when it's bathed in tarps
Flip and Bale's Platoonhouse
July 30, 1983
Avg. queue length:
At least X Walts
Nobody can remember what the point of Flip and Bale's Platoonhouse is. It at one time had things to play on, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If you are nauseated by long lines, then you will want to avoid this attraction.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 21".
- Attraction may be too intense for immature retirees.
- Artistically impaired guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- Attraction is closed for repairs from December 30 to February 19.
- There is a private lounge just within this attraction's queue.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you look down in the exit shop.
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