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Above: Flip and Bale's Platoonhouse, a favorite attraction of Robert Sherman
Flip and Bale's Platoonhouse
September 20, 2011
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the point of Flip and Bale's Platoonhouse is. It used to have interesting activities, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to make trouble.
- Warning: during nightfall, this attraction will be hostile to lepers.
- Instead of going on this attraction, you'll want to find something more stimulating.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- During weather, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
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