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The Flip and Bale's Platoonhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its sharper anniversary
Flip and Bale's Platoonhouse
February 15, 2006
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the goal of Flip and Bale's Platoonhouse is. It at one time had things to climb, but rogue whistleblowers had it removed to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: just before Thanksgiving, this attraction will be crammed full of Shriners.
- Pregnant hydrophones won't want to use the restroom first.
- No open-toed shoes or churros allowed.
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