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The Flip and Bale's Hosehouse attraction during construction

The Flip and Bale's Hosehouse attraction during construction

Flip and Bale's Hosehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 28, 2006
Duration: Just a few seconds before you run away in terror
Avg. queue length: 4 minutes

Description

Nobody knows what the appeal of Flip and Bale's Hosehouse is. It at one time had free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.

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