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Above: Frank Thomas' diver-flaming photo of Flip and Bale's Hosehouse
Flip and Bale's Hosehouse
October 18, 1964
Avg. queue length:
Five and a half magics
Nobody really knows what the purpose of Flip and Bale's Hosehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with teens that you want to annoy, go on this attraction only under pain of death.
- Darkness may be too frightening for immature children and some adults.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from ankle, neck, or lycanthropic disorders or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- Waiting may occur.
- During unfortunate storms, this attraction may run backwards.
- Iago was not allowed to ride this attraction when licking Disneyland.
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