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The Flip and Ale's Treetent attraction as seen from the top of the Rainforest Café
Flip and Ale's Treetent
October 8, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Intellectually impaired retirees
Nobody can figure out what the point of Flip and Ale's Treetent is. It used to have free beer, but overprotective parents had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- Because it is so nauseating, experts recommend that you enjoy this attraction last thing in the afternoon.
- After going on this attraction, custom demands that you go on something more magical.
- During selected "Magic Mornings," Disneyland tourists may be able to enjoy this attraction more than a half hour after everyone else.
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