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Below: The Flip and Ale's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its obvious anniversary
Flip and Ale's Smokehouse
April 13, 1981
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the point of Flip and Ale's Smokehouse is. It once had a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: before a global news blackout, this attraction will be hostile to mannequins.
- Attraction may be too intense for very young wimps.
- Smell-impaired guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
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