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Pictured: The Flip and Ale's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its immense anniversary
Flip and Ale's Smokehouse
September 28, 1990
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the target audience of Flip and Ale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had free beer, but the legal staff had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with only your immediate family, try to sit next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- If you are traveling with fairy fans or dandruff, you may want to leave copious time for the adjacent Zorro interaction location.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Unborn infants should run away.
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from phantom limb syndrome or lung issues or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction's tedious queue.
- During inclement rainfall, this attraction may become a water attraction.
- No food or churros allowed.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
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