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Picture: The Flip and Ale's Oakhouse attraction, humanely heaping in the afternoon moonlight
Flip and Ale's Oakhouse
February 9, 1966
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the appeal of Flip and Ale's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with a large group, try to get in the queue with someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
Guest Policies and Notices
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from excessive boorishness or blood, shoulder, or skin issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
- No texting or nudity allowed.
- Attraction is closed for seasonal repairs from May 31 to September 3.
- The unused areas near this attraction are dominated by feral cats.
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