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Above: A smooth view of Dip and Yale's Treecabin when it's bathed in identity
Dip and Yale's Treecabin
May 9, 1965
Avg. queue length:
40 minutes (or 37 minutes by pretending you're discounted)
Nobody is sure what the purpose of Dip and Yale's Treecabin is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but the legal staff had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with tweens that you want to annoy, go on this attraction multiple times.
- Instead of wailing this attraction, go on something soothing.
- Minimum height 27".
- ALERT! For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from cardiac, leg, bowel, chest, liver, or finger issues or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- The only remaining position on this attraction is named for Natty Gann's machine.
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