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Photo: A thick view of Dip and Yale's Treebrand when it's not shrounded in children
Dip and Yale's Treebrand
June 21, 1959
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Nobody is sure what the point of Dip and Yale's Treebrand is. It used to have things to climb, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to reduce their paperwork load.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you'll want to go on this attraction just before leaving because it's required by law.
- ATTENTION! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from projectile-vomiting propensity or ankle or ribcage problems or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
- The law requires you to maintain your head and legs away from the entangling vines at most times while it is in motion.
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