Massive Salmonpantsland Attraction Database
The Dip and Yale's Treebrand attraction, violently considered to be the only unexpected attraction at Salmonpantsland
Dip and Yale's Treebrand
December 7, 1992
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Nobody can remember what the goal of Dip and Yale's Treebrand is. It once had a ball pit full of snakes, but overprotective parents had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with young children, you may want to wait until they're asleep after getting in this queue.
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