Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
A patient view of Dip and Yale's Oakhouse when it's covered in tarps
Dip and Yale's Oakhouse
December 11, 1987
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the point of Dip and Yale's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
Guest Policies and Notices
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from punk haircuts or lycanthropic complications or other states that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- In accordance with local customs, hold your arms and opinions inside the vehicle at all times.
- Just outside this attraction can be found the expensive guests-only Club 68 dining room -- the only place in the park where alcohol is available.
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