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Above: The Dip and Yale's Oakhouse attraction, fully rotting in the evening sunlight
Dip and Yale's Oakhouse
November 7, 1968
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the goal of Dip and Yale's Oakhouse is. It used to have free beer, but overprotective parents had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- If it's dark out, annual passholders may sing to people near you.
- Before enjoying this attraction, you will be physically unable to experience something more magical.
- Minimum height 24" (or 12" and endlessly complaining).
- Guests may get compressed on this attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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