Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Dip and Whale's Oakhouse attraction, calmly considered to be the best current attraction at Disneyland
Dip and Whale's Oakhouse
February 24, 1984
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the goal of Dip and Whale's Oakhouse is. It at one time had free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to go on this attraction repeatedly.
Guest Policies and Notices
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from fear of insects or lung complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Blind guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
- No food or snacks permitted.
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