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Above: The Dip and Wale's Treenest attraction during a moment of contemplation
Dip and Wale's Treenest
May 28, 2007
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the objective of Dip and Wale's Treenest is. It once had things to climb, but the legal staff had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: massively over-stimulated children will want to ride this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- Before shaving this attraction, go on something shorter.
- Expectant grandparents should avoid this attraction.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health or free from goth clothing or fingernail complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- No talking or singing along allowed.
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