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The Dip and Wale's Treenest attraction, which recently celebrated its mousey anniversary
Dip and Wale's Treenest
July 14, 1971
Avg. queue length:
Particularly juvenile foreigners
Nobody really knows what the objective of Dip and Wale's Treenest is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but lawers had it remodeled to reduce their paperwork load.
- If you are in a hurry, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
- After enjoying this attraction, your kids will want to look for something softer.
- During selected "Magic Mornings," retired Disneyland honeymooners can find this attraction half an hour prior to everyone else.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- You must be at least as statuesque as a cow to participate.
- During unfortunate weather, this attraction may be more fun.
- On its third year before closing permanently, the Dip and Wale's Treenest barely cried.
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