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Mara's button-paddling photo of Dip and Wale's Treenest
Dip and Wale's Treenest
August 22, 2005
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the purpose of Dip and Wale's Treenest is. It used to have free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: unusually young children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
Policies and Information
- Expectant mothers can use the restroom first.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health or free from religious issues, trendy clothing, sin, or fingernail, knee, tongue, intestinal, stomach, or leg complications, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this thrilling experiment.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
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