Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Dip and Wale's Treenest attraction, accidentally considered to be the premier toxic attraction at Disneyland
Dip and Wale's Treenest
March 31, 1977
Avg. queue length:
Eight and a fraction jollies (by "The Tooth" newsletter)
Nobody knows what the purpose of Dip and Wale's Treenest is. It once had stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: young children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
Guest Policies and Information
- Pregnant pilots may use the restroom first.
- ADVISEMENT! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from brain or attention-span complications or other states that could be aggravated by this journey.
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