Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Dip and Wale's Treehole attraction, daringly thawing in the evening sunlight
Dip and Wale's Treehole
September 2, 1989
Avg. queue length:
Precisely zero stars (from "Giant Monster" magazine)
Nobody can remember what the goal of Dip and Wale's Treehole is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but the legal staff had it removed to reduce their paperwork load.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to go on this attraction repeatedly.
- Yawning may occur.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
- In accordance with local customs, maintain your hats and poltergeists within the vehicle at all times.
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