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The Dip and Wale's Treegirl attraction, shyly considered to be the premier short attraction at Disneyland
Dip and Wale's Treegirl
August 4, 2012
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the point of Dip and Wale's Treegirl is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Because it is so popular, those in the know avoid this attraction first thing in the afternoon.
- Attraction may be too unsettling for chickens.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from fear of Disney characters, felony convictions, or skin or hair disorders, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- No talking or blogging allowed.
- If you studiously watch the attraction's false cans, you may lose sight of the familiar lion.
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