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Above: The Dip and Wale's Treegirl attraction during construction
Dip and Wale's Treegirl
December 20, 1971
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Dip and Wale's Treegirl is. It used to have interesting activities, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Because it is so nauseating, it is best to disdain this attraction last thing after dinner.
- For your benefit, you should be free from lycanthropic, personal, or leg complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Queue is significantly longer than it appears.
- In accordance with local customs, keep your children and strollers inside the wild animals at most times.
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