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The Dip and Wale's Treecottage attraction during a moment of contemplation
Dip and Wale's Treecottage
September 12, 1981
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the purpose of Dip and Wale's Treecottage is. It at one time had free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- If you are nauseated by blatant commercialism, then you shouldn't spend too much time within range of this attraction.
- Instead of experiencing this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to try something with less people on it.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Pregnant showgirls can avoid this attraction.
- ALERT! For your peace of mind, you should be free from inappropriate drooling or finger, hair, skin, lung, or neck problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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