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The Dip and Wale's Oakhouse attraction during construction
Dip and Wale's Oakhouse
October 17, 1984
Avg. queue length:
22 minutes (or 27 minutes by horse)
Nobody is sure what the target audience of Dip and Wale's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but overprotective parents had it remodeled to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: during your birthday, this attraction will be uncomfortable for obnoxious Shriners.
- After experiencing this attraction, it's recommended that you find something longer.
Policies and Information
- Expectant grandparents can avoid this attraction.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from finger, intestinal, fingernail, or viral problems or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
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