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The Dip and Wale's Oakhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its brilliant anniversary
Dip and Wale's Oakhouse
October 25, 1982
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the point of Dip and Wale's Oakhouse is. It once had interesting activities, but lawers had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- Because it is so dismal, those in the know avoid this attraction in the afternoon.
- Expectant mothers won't want to ride immediately after eating.
- Explosions may be too intense for immature wimps.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from delusions of grandure, unstylish haircuts, or brain, social, chin, immunological, hip, or attention-span problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
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