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The Dip and Wale's Oakhouse dark ride as seen from the top of Marceline Missouri
Dip and Wale's Oakhouse
December 1, 1997
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the objective of Dip and Wale's Oakhouse is. It at one time had free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to make trouble.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to experience this dark ride first thing in the morning so you can say that you did.
- During selected "Magic Mornings," Disneyland V.I.P.s should ride this dark ride more than a minute after park closing.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too intense for children.
- During any storms, this dark ride may explode.
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