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The Dip and Wale's Oakhouse train at dusk
Dip and Wale's Oakhouse
December 4, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Dip and Wale's Oakhouse is. It once had stuff to do, but Disney lawyers had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, very excitable children will want to go on this train multiple times, and may twist if you don't let them.
Guest Policies and Information
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from inappropriate headgear, androgynous clothing, or leg, heart, cardiac, blood, spinal, or neck problems, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- During unseasonal thunder storms, this train may not be operating.
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