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Pictured: The Dip and Wale's Nuthouse attraction, which recently celebrated its collectable anniversary
Dip and Wale's Nuthouse
December 8, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the objective of Dip and Wale's Nuthouse is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: during your birthday, this attraction will be crammed full of reprobates.
- Darkness may be too boring for chickens.
- For your health, you should be free from water-soluable clothing, unstylish haircuts, or lycanthropic, chin, or viral disorders, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this significantly untested attraction.
- Attraction is closed for scheduled maintenance from February 9 through August 30.
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