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The Dip and Wale's Bushhouse attraction as seen from the top of the frontier
Dip and Wale's Bushhouse
March 21, 1984
Avg. queue length:
Hyperactive service animals
Nobody really knows what the point of Dip and Wale's Bushhouse is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them before getting in this queue.
- Minimum height 26".
- Maximum IQ 97.
- Darkness may be too intense for retirees.
- Attraction is closed for complete replacement from September 26 through March 21.
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