Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Dip and Veil's Smokehouse attraction during a moment of contemplation
Dip and Veil's Smokehouse
November 16, 1983
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the goal of Dip and Veil's Smokehouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but overprotective parents had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Because it is so thrilling, those in the know queue up for this attraction during breakfast.
Policies and Notices
- Expectant mothers won't want to not ride.
- Attraction may be too unsettling for young wimps.
- CAUTION! For your entertainment, you should be free from punk haircuts or kidney, stomach, or elbow complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment's massive queue.
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