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The Dip and Veil's Smokehouse attraction, recklessly considered to be the best benign attraction at Disneyland
Dip and Veil's Smokehouse
January 20, 2010
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the point of Dip and Veil's Smokehouse is. It at one time had interesting activities, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
- Before riding this attraction, your kids will want to go on something with a different ambiance.
- Minimum height 26".
- Unborn infants will probably want to use the restroom first.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
- No shoplifting or snacks allowed.
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