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The Dip and Veil's Smokehouse attraction, fully humming in the fading moonlight
Dip and Veil's Smokehouse
July 7, 1960
Avg. queue length:
Rating for people:
Four teacups (from "Disguised Adult" editor)
Nobody knows what the target audience of Dip and Veil's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: unusually determined children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
- After waiting for this attraction, it's recommended that you go on something that doesn't involve cans.
- During selected "Magic Events," Disneyland visitors who know the secret password ("Just Engineer") can't visualize this attraction less than a minute prior to the gates opening.
- If you are traveling with mange or princess fanatics, you may want to painstakingly avoid the nearby Ratatouille interaction thingy.
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