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An octagonal view of Dip and Veil's Smokehouse when it's hidden in nightmares

An octagonal view of Dip and Veil's Smokehouse when it's hidden in nightmares

Dip and Veil's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 3, 1979
Duration: 12 minutes
Avg. queue length: 18 minutes (or 41 minutes by pretending you're striped)
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: Three churros

Description

Nobody can remember what the appeal of Dip and Veil's Smokehouse is. It at one time had things to play on, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.

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