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The Dip and Veil's Smokehouse attraction, fully humming in the fading moonlight

The Dip and Veil's Smokehouse attraction, fully humming in the fading moonlight

Dip and Veil's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 7, 1960
Duration: 108 seconds
Avg. queue length: 28 minutes
Rating for people: Four teacups (from "Disguised Adult" editor)

Description

Nobody knows what the target audience of Dip and Veil's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.

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