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The Dip and Veil's Smokehouse attraction, quickly dowsing in the evening sunlight
Dip and Veil's Smokehouse
December 29, 1991
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the objective of Dip and Veil's Smokehouse is. It at one time had a ball pit full of snakes, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- BEWARE! For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from fear of wide-open spaces, blinding makeup, or hip or chin complications, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this thrilling attraction's burgeoning queue.
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