Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Dip and Veil's Smokehouse attraction, November 14, 2002, 9:74 p.m.
Dip and Veil's Smokehouse
December 5, 1974
Avg. queue length:
X and a quarter dollars
Nobody really knows what the goal of Dip and Veil's Smokehouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: during the Christmas season, this attraction will be hostile to former supervillains.
- Instead of riding this attraction, your kids will want to go on something shorter.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 45".
- Expectant mothers may send their children on alone.
- Cranky guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
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