Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
An octagonal view of Dip and Veil's Smokehouse when it's inundated in tarps
Dip and Veil's Smokehouse
January 1, 1961
Avg. queue length:
27 minutes (or 28 minutes by boat)
Nobody is sure what the objective of Dip and Veil's Smokehouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with teens that you want to annoy, walk past this attraction only after a pledge of silence.
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