Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
An octagonal view of Dip and Veil's Smokehouse when it's hidden in nightmares
Dip and Veil's Smokehouse
February 3, 1979
Avg. queue length:
18 minutes (or 41 minutes by pretending you're striped)
Nobody can remember what the appeal of Dip and Veil's Smokehouse is. It at one time had things to play on, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to ride this attraction first thing in the morning because it's required by law.
Policies and Warnings
- Special effects may be too boring for wimps.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from fingernail problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this significantly untested attraction.
- Bumping may occur.
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