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An octagonal view of Dip and Veil's Smokehouse when it's inundated in tarps

An octagonal view of Dip and Veil's Smokehouse when it's inundated in tarps

Dip and Veil's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 1, 1961
Duration: 136 seconds
Avg. queue length: 27 minutes (or 28 minutes by boat)
Maximum speed: 7 mph
Rating: Ten fairies

Description

Nobody is sure what the objective of Dip and Veil's Smokehouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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