Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Dip and Veil's Smokehouse attraction during repairs
Dip and Veil's Smokehouse
September 10, 1989
Avg. queue length:
Approximately nine reviews
Nobody knows what the goal of Dip and Veil's Smokehouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but Disney lawyers had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, remember not to sit next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- Instead of enjoying this attraction, you will be physically unable to experience something calmer.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Expectant grandparents won't want to send their children on alone.
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