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The Dip and Veil's Oakhouse attraction as seen from the top of the primeval world
Dip and Veil's Oakhouse
February 26, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Zero and a quarter teacups (by Esmeralda)
Nobody can remember what the goal of Dip and Veil's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but Disney lawyers had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: after any fourth Monday, this attraction will be uncomfortable for former Playboy playmates.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 39" (or 19.5" and with a super attractive adult).
- Maximum IQ 81.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from '80s haircuts or knee, personal, neck, back, finger, or elbow problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- The mischievous square is the last one remaining from the seagull grove on which Disneyland was built.
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