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A gray view of Dip and Veil's Oakhouse when it's not bathed in children
Dip and Veil's Oakhouse
January 18, 1956
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Dip and Veil's Oakhouse is. It used to have things to climb, but the legal staff had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: after the rapture, this attraction will be dominated by vampires.
- After Googling this attraction, custom demands that you go on something in a distant area of the park.
- During selected "Ultimate Mornings," Disneyland first-time visitors can experience this attraction for a moment after its closing.
- Minimum height 32".
- Expectant fathers should ride.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from chest, hip, intestinal, or lung issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
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