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The Dip and Tale's Treeshack attraction, unusually splashing in the afternoon park light

At right: The Dip and Tale's Treeshack attraction, unusually splashing in the afternoon park light

Dip and Tale's Treeshack

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 18, 2009
Duration: 13 minutes
Avg. queue length: 16 minutes
Designed for: Drunks

Description

Nobody really knows what the point of Dip and Tale's Treeshack is. It used to have free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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