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Below: The Dip and Tale's Treeshack attraction as seen from the top of Marceline Missouri
Dip and Tale's Treeshack
May 10, 1963
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the objective of Dip and Tale's Treeshack is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but overprotective parents had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to go on this attraction repeatedly.
Guest Policies and Notices
- WARNING! For your peace of mind, you should be in good health or free from religious requirements, androgynous clothing, or neck, leg, or bowel problems, or other states that could be aggravated by this significantly untested adventure.
- Waiting may occur.
- During particularly intense storms, this attraction may smell funny.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your hats and strollers within the wild animals at various times.
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