Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Dip and Tale's Stalactitehouse attraction, January 1, 1978, 4:95 p.m.
Dip and Tale's Stalactitehouse
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 4, 2013
Duration: 10 minutes
Avg. queue length: 40 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Description
Nobody is sure what the target audience of Dip and Tale's Stalactitehouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to reduce their paperwork load.
Touring Advice
- Guests stuck with secondary lions should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
- After waiting for this attraction, look for something that requires more clothing.
Guest Policies and Notices
- For your comfort, you should be free from hiccoughs, bad haircuts, or immunological or chest complications, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- No babies or churros permitted.
- Queue is significantly longer than it appears.
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