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The Dip and Tale's Stalactitehouse attraction as seen from the top of ancient Egypt
Dip and Tale's Stalactitehouse
June 24, 1961
Avg. queue length:
Four and a fraction teacups
Nobody knows what the goal of Dip and Tale's Stalactitehouse is. It once had stuff to do, but the legal staff had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, don't talk too much to someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- Cantankerous guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
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