Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Dip and Tale's Stalactitehouse attraction, February 27, 2002, 2:78 p.m.
Dip and Tale's Stalactitehouse
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 3, 1986
Duration: 6 minutes
Avg. queue length: 18 minutes
Description
Nobody really knows what the objective of Dip and Tale's Stalactitehouse is. It used to have free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
Touring Tips
- If you are intolerant of crowds, then you were practically made for this attraction.
Alerts
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
- During particularly intense hail, this attraction may smell funny.
- Make sure to keep your head and rainbows inside the vehicle at appropriate times.
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