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The Dip and Tale's Stalactitehouse attraction, massively climbing in the fading candlelight

The Dip and Tale's Stalactitehouse attraction, massively climbing in the fading candlelight

Dip and Tale's Stalactitehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 2, 2011
Duration: 5 minutes
Avg. queue length: 26 minutes
Popular with: Intellectually impaired siblings

Description

Nobody really knows what the target audience of Dip and Tale's Stalactitehouse is. It at one time had free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.

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