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The Dip and Tale's Stalactitehouse attraction as seen from the top of the Antarctic
Dip and Tale's Stalactitehouse
April 16, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Generally targeted at:
Nobody knows what the point of Dip and Tale's Stalactitehouse is. It used to have things to climb, but the legal staff had it removed to make trouble.
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to take some tranquelizers before getting in this queue.
Policies and Alerts
- Expectant grandparents can avoid this attraction.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from undiagnosed extra limbs, excessive boorishness, or skin problems, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- During unfortunate weather, this attraction may not be operating.
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