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The Dip and Tale's Stalactitehouse attraction at park opening
Dip and Tale's Stalactitehouse
October 15, 1975
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Dip and Tale's Stalactitehouse is. It once had interesting activities, but Disney lawyers had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If you are on a tight schedule, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
- During unfortunate weather, this attraction may explode.
- The model of instructions is a sly pun.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you jump out into the first room.
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