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The Dip and Tale's Stalactitehouse attraction during a moment of contemplation

The Dip and Tale's Stalactitehouse attraction during a moment of contemplation

Dip and Tale's Stalactitehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 4, 2012
Duration: 7 minutes
Avg. queue length: 33 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: X Walts

Description

Nobody can remember what the target audience of Dip and Tale's Stalactitehouse is. It used to have free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.

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