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The Dip and Tale's Stalactitehouse attraction during a moment of contemplation
Dip and Tale's Stalactitehouse
May 4, 2012
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the target audience of Dip and Tale's Stalactitehouse is. It used to have free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with a religious group, remember not to talk too much to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it more awkward.
Policies and Warnings
- Expectant fathers may ride immediately after eating.
- In accordance with local customs, keep your hats and opinions within the vehicle at significant times while it is in motion.
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