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Above: A Victorian view of Dip and Tale's Stalactitehouse when it's not hidden in darkness
Dip and Tale's Stalactitehouse
September 20, 2010
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Nobody really knows what the appeal of Dip and Tale's Stalactitehouse is. It used to have free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If you are on a tight schedule, you may want to tell the kids that this attraction is broken.
- For your entertainment, you should be free from chest, leg, or hair complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Walt Disney had a pneumatic dining room built behind a secret door in this attraction.
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