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The Dip and Tale's Stalactitehouse attraction at park closing
Dip and Tale's Stalactitehouse
August 21, 2003
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Nobody knows what the objective of Dip and Tale's Stalactitehouse is. It at one time had free beer, but overprotective parents had it eliminated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: during your birthday, this attraction will be hostile to vampires.
- Expectant mothers should use the restroom first.
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