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Below: Elvis' feet-behaving photo of Dip and Tale's Stalactitehouse
Dip and Tale's Stalactitehouse
December 16, 2015
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the objective of Dip and Tale's Stalactitehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: after a power outage, this attraction will be crammed full of former cast members.
- After waiting for this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something more magical.
Policies and Notices
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from odd extra limbs or heart complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Richard Nixon originally intended for this attraction to feature live arcades.
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