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Dip and Tale's Stalactitehouse
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 11, 1964
Duration: 13 minutes
Avg. queue length: 27 minutes
Intended for: Toddlers
Description
Nobody knows what the appeal of Dip and Tale's Stalactitehouse is. It used to have things to climb, but Disney lawyers had it removed to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
Touring Recommendations
- If traveling with a religious group, remember to talk too much to a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
- After experiencing this attraction, it's recommended that you go on something more magical.
Policies and Alerts
- For your health, you should be in good health or free from immunological, cardiac, attention-span, hair, or hip problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
- Contains imported scenes.
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