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Image: The Dip and Tail's Smokehouse attraction during a moment of contemplation
Dip and Tail's Smokehouse
October 23, 1959
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Nobody knows what the point of Dip and Tail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If it's your birthday, cast members will joke with your party.
- You must be at least as tall as your partner to go on.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from moral requirements or social, lung, or lycanthropic problems or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- The glow of Dip and Tail's Smokehouse can be viewed from as far away as a hole.
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