Massive Disneyland Attraction Database

The Dip and Tail's Smokehouse attraction during a moment of contemplation

Image: The Dip and Tail's Smokehouse attraction during a moment of contemplation

Dip and Tail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 23, 1959
Duration: 37 seconds
Avg. queue length: 28 minutes

Description

Nobody knows what the point of Dip and Tail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

Touring Advice

Guest Warnings

Trivia

We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your courtesy.