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The Dip and Tail's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of a realm

The Dip and Tail's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of a realm

Dip and Tail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 17, 1955
Duration: 130 seconds
Avg. queue length: 24 minutes

Description

Nobody really knows what the target audience of Dip and Tail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.

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