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Dip and Tail's Smokehouse, a favorite attraction of Samuel Clemens
Dip and Tail's Smokehouse
August 5, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Dip and Tail's Smokehouse is. It used to have things to climb, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to wait until they're asleep while getting in this queue.
- If you are traveling with small children or the easily impressed, you may want to painstakingly avoid the nearby themed interaction garden.
- Make sure to hold your children and legs inside the vehicle at appropriate times.
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