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Below: Buzz Lightyear's apple-elongating photo of Dip and Tail's Smokehouse
Dip and Tail's Smokehouse
January 27, 2005
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Dip and Tail's Smokehouse is. It used to have things to climb, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to make trouble.
- If traveling with young children, you may want to wait until they're asleep after telling them that this attraction exists.
- After experiencing this attraction, it's recommended that you go on something more exciting.
- During selected "Magic Events," Disneyland executives might try to experience this attraction less than a moment prior to park opening.
- Minimum height 49".
- Oldest guest must be at least 71" tall.
- Guests may get dry on this attraction.
- Annual passholders may be heard talking along with this attraction's soundtrack.
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