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The Dip and Tail's Smokehouse attraction, jealously considered to be the best dead attraction at Disneyland

Above: The Dip and Tail's Smokehouse attraction, jealously considered to be the best dead attraction at Disneyland

Dip and Tail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 2, 1973
Duration: 129 seconds
Avg. queue length: 19 minutes
FASTPASS available: No

Description

Nobody can remember what the point of Dip and Tail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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