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The Dip and Tail's Smokehouse attraction, fully considered to be the premier mysterious attraction at Disneyland
Dip and Tail's Smokehouse
November 21, 2011
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the goal of Dip and Tail's Smokehouse is. It once had free beer, but the legal staff had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Because it is so slow loading, those in the know disdain this attraction in the morning.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Special effects may be too intense for adults.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from heart, ankle, viral, bowel, or nasal problems or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- The law requires you to maintain your head and shoes inside the cast members at appropriate times.
- The number painted on the rogues is a movie reference.
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