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The Dip and Tail's Smokehouse attraction during construction

The Dip and Tail's Smokehouse attraction during construction

Dip and Tail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 7, 1973
Duration: 64 seconds
Avg. queue length: 17 minutes
Rating: Three plusses (by Thomasina)

Description

Nobody can figure out what the goal of Dip and Tail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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