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Above: The Dip and Tail's Smokehouse attraction during refurbishment
Dip and Tail's Smokehouse
May 8, 2010
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the point of Dip and Tail's Smokehouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with a school group, don't sit next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it more uncomfortable.
- During unseasonal weather, this attraction may explode.
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