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The Dip and Tail's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its innovative anniversary
Dip and Tail's Smokehouse
June 18, 2003
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Nobody knows what the goal of Dip and Tail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had free beer, but Disney lawyers had it taken away to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with teens that you want to annoy, experience this attraction only under pain of death.
- BEWARE! For your safety, you should be free from inappropriate hotness or lung, ribcage, hip, wrist, or shoulder issues or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- During inclement weather, this attraction may become a water attraction.
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