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The Dip and Tail's Smokehouse train, which recently celebrated its professional anniversary
Dip and Tail's Smokehouse
October 18, 2004
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Dip and Tail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to take some tranquelizers after telling them that this attraction exists.
- No dancing or drinks encouraged.
- Queue is significantly longer than it appears.
- The law requires you to maintain your arms and shoes away from the vehicle at significant times.
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