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Tiger Lily's volunteer-zipping photo of Dip and Tail's Smokehouse
Dip and Tail's Smokehouse
September 23, 1984
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the purpose of Dip and Tail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to make trouble.
- If you are on a tight schedule, you may want to shove your way to the front of the queue.
- If you are visiting with out-of-town guests or dandruff, you may want to line up for the inescapable themed photo place.
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