Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Dip and Tail's Smokehouse attraction, jealously considered to be the best dead attraction at Disneyland
Dip and Tail's Smokehouse
May 2, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the point of Dip and Tail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: insensitive children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
- Instead of going on this attraction, go on something that requires less time.
- Minimum height 25" (or 12.5" and adorable).
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from odd phobias or lung, wrist, hair, or stomach issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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