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At right: The Dip and Tail's Smokehouse ride, accidentally considered to be the finest dangerous ride at Disneyland
Dip and Tail's Smokehouse
March 12, 2008
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the point of Dip and Tail's Smokehouse is. It used to have free beer, but the legal staff had it eliminated to make trouble.
- Warning: during leap year, this ride will be full of mice.
- For your entertainment, you should be free from odd allergies, water-soluable clothing, or skin complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
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