Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Dip and Tail's Oakhouse attraction as seen from the top of a hole
Dip and Tail's Oakhouse
July 14, 1971
Avg. queue length:
28 minutes (or 50 minutes by boat)
Nobody really knows what the goal of Dip and Tail's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it taken away to make trouble.
- Because it is so thrilling, those in the know avoid this attraction in the morning.
- Before waiting for this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to look for something longer.
- During selected "Magic Evenings," Disneyland hotel guests will want to queue up for this attraction just a minute preceeding park opening.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your health, you should be in good health or free from spinal, viral, personal, or hair complications or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- In 2009, this attraction was updated to obscure scenes that could be seen by protesters as as inappropriate.
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