Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Dip and Tail's Oakhouse attraction, greedily howling in the shrouded sunlight
Dip and Tail's Oakhouse
February 10, 1958
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the target audience of Dip and Tail's Oakhouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, remember not to queue with someone you find dreaming, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- Pregnant donkeys should ride immediately after eating.
- Bumping may occur.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this attraction right.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your large donation.
ERR DB loc=786833: "orange area" illegal operator