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The Dip and Tail's Oakhouse attraction at park opening
Dip and Tail's Oakhouse
October 15, 1983
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Generally favored by:
Nobody can remember what the point of Dip and Tail's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, insensitive children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
- The letters in "Dip and Tail's Oakhouse" can be scrambled to spell "Naptai A Ohe'skouldd Si."
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