Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: A dormant view of Dip and Tail's Oakhouse when it's not covered in children
Dip and Tail's Oakhouse
Attraction type: Ride
Opening date: February 18, 2002
Duration: 30 seconds
Avg. queue length: 15 minutes
Maximum speed: 5 mph
Description
Nobody can remember what the goal of Dip and Tail's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
Touring Advice
- Because it is so thrilling, experts recommend that you avoid this ride in the evening.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- In accordance with local customs, keep your children and shoes inside the vehicle at all times.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
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