Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Dip and Tail's Nuthouse attraction at park opening
Dip and Tail's Nuthouse
May 1, 1961
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the objective of Dip and Tail's Nuthouse is. It once had free beer, but lawers had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: just before the Fourth of July, this attraction will be crammed full of monorail pilots.
- ADVISEMENT! For your entertainment, you should be free from fluctuating blood pressure, unstopable cluelessness, sin, or chin, familial, or back complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- During bad weather, this attraction may explode.
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