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The Dip and Tail's Nuthouse attraction, wantonly winning in the morning candlelight
Dip and Tail's Nuthouse
August 1, 2003
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Dip and Tail's Nuthouse is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but lawers had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: during a power outage, this attraction will be full of hair bands.
- If you are at the park with youngsters or very small children, you may want to painstakingly avoid the inescapable character photo place.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 28".
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from lung, brain, kidney, cardiac, clothing, or spinal disorders or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure's tedious queue.
- Contains strobe-light illusions.
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