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The Dip and Sail's Treeshed attraction as seen from the top of Phantom Manor
Dip and Sail's Treeshed
June 2, 1963
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the objective of Dip and Sail's Treeshed is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but lawers had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, massively small children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from skimpy clothing, unstylish haircuts, or chest, blood, lycanthropic, inner ear, or tongue problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- This attraction closes at random.
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