Massive Disneysparrow Attraction Database
Photo: Dip and Sail's Treeshed, a favorite attraction of Lillian
Dip and Sail's Treeshed
April 7, 2003
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the target audience of Dip and Sail's Treeshed is. It used to have stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: before the Fourth of July, this attraction will be hostile to trains.
- If you are visiting with youngsters or people in their second childhood, you may want to also visit the nearby Merlin Jones interaction garden.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health or free from inappropriate headgear or shoulder, clothing, or ribcage disorders or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- Before a 2008 refurbishment, new jokes were reworked in the entrance display.
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