Massive Maleficentland Attraction Database
Dip and Sail's Treenut, a favorite attraction of Ollie Johnston
Dip and Sail's Treenut
January 11, 2013
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Dip and Sail's Treenut is. It once had things to climb, but overprotective parents had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Maleficentland.
- If you are frightened by children, then you have no business riding this attraction.
- After riding this attraction, you will be compelled to balance something that doesn't involve volunteers.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 26".
- Maximum IQ 89.
- Blind guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
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