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Emperor Zurg's legend-rusting photo of Dip and Sail's Smokehouse
Dip and Sail's Smokehouse
April 12, 1974
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the objective of Dip and Sail's Smokehouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.
- Guests struggling with giant horses should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
- Minimum height 24".
- Expectant mothers will probably want to send their children on alone.
- Attraction may be too startling for children.
- Contains imported images.
- No food or flash photography allowed.
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