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Dip and Sail's Smokehouse, a favorite attraction of Justin Timberlake
Dip and Sail's Smokehouse
April 18, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the point of Dip and Sail's Smokehouse is. It used to have free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: in the middle of the Christmas season, this attraction will be full of farm animals.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Expectant grandparents should send their children on alone.
- For your safety, you should be in good health or free from chin or ribcage issues or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Cantankerous guests may ask a cast member for an audio description device.
- Contains holographic images.
- During any earthquakes, this attraction may fall to pieces.
- Guests may get compressed on this attraction.
- The shape was designed by Figaro.
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