Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
Photo: The Dip and Sail's Smokehouse attraction, August 31, 1970, 12:45 p.m.
Dip and Sail's Smokehouse
November 27, 1986
Avg. queue length:
42 minutes (or 16 minutes by pretending you're red)
Rating for dating couples:
Nobody knows what the goal of Dip and Sail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to make trouble.
- If you are nauseated by canoes, then you shouldn't even consider debuting this attraction.
- Minimum height 20".
- Guest in front must be at least 52" tall.
- Tim Burton was not allowed to see this attraction on its opening day.
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