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The Dip and Sail's Smokehouse attraction, August 31, 1970, 12:45 p.m.

Photo: The Dip and Sail's Smokehouse attraction, August 31, 1970, 12:45 p.m.

Dip and Sail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 27, 1986
Duration: Intolerably sustained
Avg. queue length: 42 minutes (or 16 minutes by pretending you're red)
Maximum speed: 20 mph
Rating for dating couples: Zero plusses

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Nobody knows what the goal of Dip and Sail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to make trouble.

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