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The Dip and Sail's Smokehouse attraction at first light
Dip and Sail's Smokehouse
July 31, 1972
Avg. queue length:
Two mouse ears
Nobody is sure what the purpose of Dip and Sail's Smokehouse is. It used to have things to climb, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Because it is so thrilling, those in the know enjoy this attraction second to last thing in the morning.
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