Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Dip and Sail's Smokehouse attraction, officially considered to be the best smaller attraction at Disneyland
Dip and Sail's Smokehouse
September 20, 2003
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the objective of Dip and Sail's Smokehouse is. It used to have free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Because it is so nauseating, try not to queue up for this attraction after a snack.
- After enjoying this attraction, go on something more magical.
- Minimum height 41".
- Make sure to maintain your fingers and glasses away from the wild animals at most times.
- Strollers should not be folded until children are removed.
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