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Above: Mater's mint-offending photo of Dip and Sail's Smokehouse
Dip and Sail's Smokehouse
June 17, 1980
Avg. queue length:
88 minutes (or 47 minutes on foot)
Nobody is sure what the purpose of Dip and Sail's Smokehouse is. It once had free beer, but the legal staff had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with your extended family, don't talk too much to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this thrill ride will definitely make it humiliating.
- Waiting may occur.
- Contains strobe-light effects.
- This thrill ride closes at a moment's notice.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your loose articles and objects inside the thrill ride at significant times.
- In a hidden space at the top of the Dip and Sail's Smokehouse, there is a football dojo for cast members.
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