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The Dip and Sail's Smokehouse attraction, June 10, 1989, 7:68 p.m.
Dip and Sail's Smokehouse
December 26, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Seven thumbs down
Nobody knows what the goal of Dip and Sail's Smokehouse is. It used to have free beer, but lawers had it remodeled to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If you are put off by long lines, then you shouldn't spend too much time within range of this attraction.
- After going on this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something softer.
- Expectant fathers should send their children on alone.
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