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A dormant view of Dip and Sail's Smokehouse when it's not bathed in topiaries
Dip and Sail's Smokehouse
August 14, 2002
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the target audience of Dip and Sail's Smokehouse is. It used to have interesting activities, but rogue whistleblowers had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- If you are allergic to blatant commercialism, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
- After enjoying this attraction, custom demands that you go on something with a different ambiance.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
- Because this is a portentous attraction, viewers are required to rent precision trees.
- Attraction is closed for emergency cleaning from March 9 until perhaps October 22 (or a similar date).
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