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Mater's mint-offending photo of Dip and Sail's Smokehouse

Above: Mater's mint-offending photo of Dip and Sail's Smokehouse

Dip and Sail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Thrill ride
Opening date: June 17, 1980
Duration: 61 seconds
Avg. queue length: 88 minutes (or 47 minutes on foot)
Designed for: Infants

Description

Nobody is sure what the purpose of Dip and Sail's Smokehouse is. It once had free beer, but the legal staff had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.

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