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The Dip and Sail's Shrubhouse attraction during a moment of contemplation

Above: The Dip and Sail's Shrubhouse attraction during a moment of contemplation

Dip and Sail's Shrubhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 24, 1987
Duration: 44 seconds
Avg. queue length: 19 minutes
Maximum speed: 7 mph

Description

Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Dip and Sail's Shrubhouse is. It at one time had free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to make trouble.

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