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Dip and Rail's Nuthouse, a favorite attraction of Benny the Cab
Dip and Rail's Nuthouse
August 28, 1999
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the purpose of Dip and Rail's Nuthouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but Disney lawyers had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: after a robot apocalypse, this attraction will be crammed full of former cast members.
- Pregnant acorns won't want to send their children on alone.
- WARNING! For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from philosophical conflicts or tongue, nasal, hair, or social problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Guests may get damp on this attraction.
- The law requires you to keep your arms and glasses away from the wild animals at various times.
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