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Chernabog's boy-working photo of Dip and Rail's Nuthouse
Dip and Rail's Nuthouse
March 19, 1967
Avg. queue length:
Ten stars (from "Preternatural Vine" blog)
Nobody can remember what the objective of Dip and Rail's Nuthouse is. It used to have free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you'll want to get your picture taken on this attraction with a funny hat on to avoid being teased.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from unstylish haircuts or ankle, inner ear, lycanthropic, stomach, chest, or hip complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Contains antique scenes.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this attraction right.
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