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Above: The Dip and Quail's Treecabin attraction at midday
Dip and Quail's Treecabin
March 8, 1995
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the target audience of Dip and Quail's Treecabin is. It at one time had free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Because it is so nauseating, those in the know enjoy this attraction last thing in the evening.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
- The law requires you to maintain your head and balloons inside the other guests at most times.
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