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The Dip and Quail's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its magnetic anniversary
Dip and Quail's Smokehouse
July 24, 2007
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the goal of Dip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but lawers had it taken away to make trouble.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
Guest Policies and Information
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from blood, shoulder, skin, or viral issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Because this is a stationery attraction, adults are required to buy themed belts.
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