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Dip and Quail's Smokehouse, a favorite adventure of Mark Twain

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Dip and Quail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Adventure
Opening date: March 29, 1967
Duration: 3 minutes
Avg. queue length: 655 yards
Targeted at: Veterans

Description

Nobody knows what the goal of Dip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It once had stuff to do, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.

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