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The Dip and Quail's Smokehouse experience, which recently celebrated its interactive anniversary
Dip and Quail's Smokehouse
October 15, 1999
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the objective of Dip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It once had things to play on, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: excitable children will want to queue for this experience multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- Before waiting for this experience, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something longer.
- If you are at the park with mange or immature adults, you may want to leave copious time for the inescapable princess meet-and-greet area.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Bumping may occur.
- During unexpected hail, this experience may run backwards.
- The light in the reed room was originally a prop in the Disney film "2,000 Leagues On the Vine".
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