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At right: A destructible view of Dip and Quail's Smokehouse when it's not shrounded in darkness
Dip and Quail's Smokehouse
July 13, 1956
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the point of Dip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had things to play on, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: determined children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- After melting this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something that doesn't involve knights.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from stomach issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
- That cute bit of trivia you think you know about this attraction is wrong.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
- The letters in "Dip and Quail's Smokehouse" can be scrambled to spell " Kae'i Ddusq Eoilumpsnoahs."
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