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The Dip and Quail's Smokehouse dark ride at first light

The Dip and Quail's Smokehouse dark ride at first light

Dip and Quail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Dark ride
Opening date: April 10, 1981
Duration: 3 minutes
Avg. queue length: 16 minutes
Rating: Ten smiles

Description

Nobody can remember what the point of Dip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to reduce their paperwork load.

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