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The Dip and Quail's Smokehouse attraction, May 11, 1956, 3:88 p.m.
Dip and Quail's Smokehouse
June 16, 2002
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the objective of Dip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to make trouble.
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to give up plans for a structured day while telling them that this attraction exists.
- Minimum height 38".
- Non-English-speaking guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
- No babies or blogging allowed.
- The law requires you to hold your arms and legs within the cast members at appropriate times.
- Attraction is closed for removal of holiday overlay from September 12 to February 10.
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