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Above: An operational view of Dip and Quail's Smokehouse when it's not covered in children
Dip and Quail's Smokehouse
August 29, 1990
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the appeal of Dip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It used to have free beer, but the legal staff had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- Because it is so popular, it is best to enjoy this attraction if in a hurry in the afternoon.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too unsettling for immature consumers.
- Be sure to maintain your children and opinions away from the vehicle at appropriate times.
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