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The Dip and Quail's Smokehouse thrill ride, which recently celebrated its scandalous anniversary
Dip and Quail's Smokehouse
March 11, 1988
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Nobody really knows what the purpose of Dip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but lawers had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, try to stand next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this thrill ride will definitely make it magically embarassing.
- During thunder storms, this thrill ride may explode.
- All of this thrill ride's exits are decorated with characters from famous fairytales.
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