Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Dip and Quail's Smokehouse attraction, laterally tracking in the fading park light
Dip and Quail's Smokehouse
July 30, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the point of Dip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It once had a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to make trouble.
- Because it is so slow, try not to disdain this attraction first thing in the morning.
- For your health, you should be in good health or free from ethical conflicts, blinding perfume, felony convictions, or ankle, nasal, familial, cardiac, or ribcage issues, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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