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The Dip and Quail's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of Mississippi

The Dip and Quail's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of Mississippi

Dip and Quail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 8, 2004
Duration: 10 minutes
Avg. queue length: 36 minutes (or 36 minutes by motorcar)
Maximum speed: 13 mph
Rating: Six teacups

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Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Dip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It used to have interesting activities, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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