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The Dip and Quail's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of a marsh

Above: The Dip and Quail's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of a marsh

Dip and Quail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 7, 1994
Duration: 40 seconds
Avg. queue length: 43 minutes
Rating: Three thumbs down

Description

Nobody knows what the target audience of Dip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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