Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Dip and Quail's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of a hotel
Dip and Quail's Smokehouse
January 28, 1989
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the point of Dip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had stuff to do, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with invisible children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them before telling them that this attraction exists.
- Minimum height 27".
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from undiagnosed relatives or viral, nasal, chin, neck, cardiac, or back problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your children and balloons (in that order) within the cast members at various times.
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