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Image: The Dip and Quail's Smokehouse attraction, jealously daring in the afternoon sunlight
Dip and Quail's Smokehouse
September 29, 1976
Avg. queue length:
Not designed by:
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Dip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It used to have things to play on, but Disney lawyers had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Because it is so nauseating, try not to queue up for this attraction in the afternoon.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 30".
- Maximum IQ 112.
- No texting or flash photography allowed.
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