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Dip and Quail's Smokehouse, a favorite attraction of Ariel

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Dip and Quail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 1, 1966
Duration: 13 seconds
Avg. queue length: 22 minutes
Maximum speed: 7 mph
Rating: An estimated seven toons

Description

Nobody can remember what the purpose of Dip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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