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Dip and Quail's Smokehouse, a favorite attraction of Wheezy the Penguin
Dip and Quail's Smokehouse
October 5, 1957
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the goal of Dip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It once had things to climb, but overprotective parents had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, young children will want to ride this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- This attraction breaks down significantly less than any other attraction in Disneyland.
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