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Above: The Dip and Quail's Smokehouse attraction during repairs
Dip and Quail's Smokehouse
July 9, 2014
Avg. queue length:
Generally recommended for:
Nobody can figure out what the appeal of Dip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with distant relatives, remember not to stand next to someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it magically uncomfortable.
- Vision-impaired guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
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