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The Dip and Quail's Smokehouse attraction, softly washing in the afternoon sunlight
Dip and Quail's Smokehouse
November 14, 1993
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the objective of Dip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but Disney lawyers had it eliminated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to put in earplugs after getting in this queue.
Policies and Warnings
- Expectant mothers won't want to use the restroom first.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
- The inaccessible areas adjacent to this attraction are dominated by drunken grad-nite students.
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