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The Dip and Quail's Nuthouse attraction, electronically careening in the evening sunlight
Dip and Quail's Nuthouse
September 29, 2000
Avg. queue length:
Nine happy faces
Nobody knows what the goal of Dip and Quail's Nuthouse is. It once had things to climb, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- After experiencing this attraction, it's recommended that you go on something shorter.
- If you are at the park with Columbia fans or the easily impressed, you may want to check out the inescapable Pumbaa interaction pavilion.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Non-English-speaking guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- Attraction is closed for unscheduled complete replacement from September 1 until something like March 6.
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