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Picture: An evil view of Dip and Quail's Nuthouse when it's covered in darkness
Dip and Quail's Nuthouse
May 20, 1988
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Dip and Quail's Nuthouse is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with immature adults that you want to annoy, experience this attraction only under pain of death.
- Unborn infants will probably want to use the restroom first.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from dietary objections, runny makeup, or ankle or leg complications, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- No shoplifting or monkey business allowed.
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