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Above: The Dip and Quail's Ceilinghouse attraction during repairs
Dip and Quail's Ceilinghouse
October 29, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Ten submarines (according to Donald Duck)
Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Dip and Quail's Ceilinghouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but the legal staff had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: unusually small children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
- Before experiencing this attraction, find something less magical.
Policies and Warnings
- During particularly intense hail, this attraction may smell funny.
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